Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Golden wooly mammoth-from Tasslehoof Buurfoot #5

A drammoth has the wingspan of a typical dragon. They have thick fur and body proportions of a woolly mammoth. Add a tail and thin wings to that. Their head is like that of a dragon, except they have better brains, shaped between a mammoth's and a dragon's brain. Their forepaws are dragon claws while their hind paws are mammoth legs. Drammoths live in tundra and glacial climates. They eat anything they can grasp, so that's usually large mammals and predators. Drammoths aren't bloodthirsty, just cautious, they kill only what they need and keep generally to themselves. If they feel threatened, they will do whatever they need to in order to feel safe. If you were to approach a drammoth, it would either slash you to bits, crush you, torture you, or magick you. Drammoths take great care to destroy evil, and often take great pleasure in treating evil cruelly.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Past Days #4

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